Instructions To Make An Orange Juice Squeezer I Think That These Are Funny, What About You?

I think that these are funny, what about you? - instructions to make an orange juice squeezer

You can not fix stupid, sorry.
Why do idiots like lightning?
They think that someone needs a picture.

Why did the idiot took an hour to eat for breakfast?
Since the instructions box of orange juice said concentrate! !

What happens when an idiot threw a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it again.

How was the decline in Moron in the earth?
He tripped over the cordless phone.

Like the idiot was trying to kill a bird?
I threw a rock!

Why did the idiot get the glass wall?
To see what's on the other side!

How do you confuse an idiot?
Place in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner!

Belongs to the idiot who has an AM radio?
It took a month to realize he could play at night.

Why is this idiot go back to the airport and go home?
Then he saw the sign, "said Airport Left".

Two idiots walk in the woods, and came to some tracks.
The moron said first: "T're titles such as deer,
and said the other idiots: "It seems, moose tracks."
They talked long, and they were still arguing when the train to beat her.

Why can not dial, 911 Moron?
He can not find 11 on the telephone!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!